College Ke Din

On Being late

• Kab shuru hua?
• Attendance ho gayi kya??
• Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar
• Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha
• Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu bolna kal kya padaya tha sir ne
• Kal se pakka class karunga
• Ek page de na. abe pen bhi to de.
• Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai

During the lecture

• Yesss !!!! Sir.The answer is .huuuummmmm.aaaaaaaa¦
• No sir¦..I know the answer .sir¦.
• Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai
• Abe lecture ko chod¦.. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj
• Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.gadha.
• Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain 
• Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!
• class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye

Test

Tests???? ¦..Aree yaar 

Kya abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga¦.
Boss¦.. hogayaaur nahi ho saktajaan nahi de sakta.
Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?
Aaj kounsa test hai?
Oye Mera dost kaha haiuska roll number mere baad hai.wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail¦.
After test
yaar pada tha¦.recall nahi kar paya.chhod na . Canteen chalega¦

CollegKePal

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• kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
• kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain
• abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
• Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai
• hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai
• exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai
• tab ki bekar lagne wali photo™s chehre pe hasi laati hai .
• Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
• Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai
• Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho.
• fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai
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